Just some writing prompts I came up with. Credit would be appreciated but is not required.
A & B are two different characters
1. A: "You only listen to three bands?"
B: "Only three bands are needed."
2. (said sarcastically) A: "Yes because nothing screams 'Merry Christmas' like a rubber chicken."
3. A: "What time is it? If you say 'party time' I'm breaking up with you."
4. A: "I have two sons."
B: "WHAT!?!"
A: "Did I say sons? I meant cats."
5. A: "I love you sooooo much."
B: "You broke the vase again, didn't you?"
A: "In my defense I was in the process of fixing it."
