Too Close (BoKuroo)

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Akaashi disagreed. The two would never work in a relationship. He decided not to say anything though. He was pretty sure Bokuto would disagree to it anyways.

"Then ask him."

"Ask him what?"

"To have sex with you."

"I can't just ask him if he wants to have sex with me!"

"Why not?"

"That's weird."

"So are you and Bokuto."

"What if he thinks I'm creepy?"

"We are talking about the same Bokuto, right? The one who sit on his roof and hoots at children?" Akaashi asked. "And since we have you ever cared about what people think?"

"I don't know."

"The worst he can do is say no."

"True."

Kuroo paused, thinking it over for a moment.

"Okay, I'll do it."

"What?"

Akaashi was surprised. He was almost positive that Kuroo would back out. He figured Kuroo would worry about losing Bokuto just as he had lost Kenma.

"I said I'll ask him.

"Oh..." Akaashi said softly. "Okay."

"I guess tomorrow. We're gonna hang out then so why not? It's as good a time as any."

"Well good luck then, I guess."

"Thanks, Akaashi." Kuroo grinned.

Akaashi managed a smile and nodded.

What the hell did I just do?

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"Channing Tatum or Brad Pitt?"

"Oh that's easy, Channing Tatum for sure." Bokuto answered. "I mean, have you seen those abs?"

Kuroo laughed and nodded.

"Plus Brad Pitt is too old for me."

"Channing is 36."

"Brad is 52."

"Shit."

"I know right."

"Okay what about Channing or Leonardo?"

"The Ninja Turtle?" Bokuto grinned.

"No you fishfuck, Leonardo DiCaprio."

"Fishfuck?" Bokuto laughed. "Nice one, bro. Still Channing."

"Okay fine. You're looking over a cliff and Channing Tatum is on one side and I'm the other side. We're both about to fall off and you can only save one of us. Who do you save?"

"Channing Tatum."

"I resent that."

"Good."

Kuroo rolled his eyes, trying to ignore the tugging in his stomach a Bokuto leaned closer to him.

"Hey, do you want to have sex?"

Kuroo's eyes widened. He hadn't meant to ask yet, it just came out. His heart pounded in his chest as he waited for Bokuto's answer.

"Sure."

"What?"

Kuroo expected him to think he was joking.

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