WARNING: Blonde joke :P
A blonde called her boyfriend on the phone.
"Come over quick I got this awesome new jigsaw puzzle, but it's really confusing and I don't know how to start it."
Her boyfriend then asked, "What is it supposed to be?"
The blonde glanced at the box and replied, "According to the box it's supposed to be a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to come over and help her with the puzzle. When he came his girlfriend let him in and lead him to the table where all the pieces were spread. He looked at the pieces, then the box, then at her. He let out a huge breath and said,
"First of all we can't put any of the pieces together not matter what, to resemble a tiger."
He pasues for a moment to hold the blonde's hands.
"Second I want have a cup of tea, relax, and then...we'll put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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