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i love cats, they make great pets and all but whY DO THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY TO SLEEP ON ALL MY BLACK CLOTHING AND GET FUR ALL OVER THEM.

i must go through at least 20 lint rollers a week, and it's still not enough.

not only this but cat's also decide to come and lay on you at the wrong times.
for example it'll be 1am and i forgot my english essay is due the next morning, so i pull out my laptop and start tapping away at the keys. and then, my cat is walking all over the keyboard. no matter how many times you try to push them away they keep coming back, they ain't moving.

is it just my cat that shoves it's behind in my face 24/7?

so a couple months ago, i bought my cat a nice ass fluffy comfy bed, and you know where it decides to sleep instead?

my fruit bowl.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 29, 2016 ⏰

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