when your skinny friend says she's fat

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hi guys
the title says it all and i find this is really annoying.
like i swear ALL of my friends ( i know i can't believe i have friends either ) they eat 24/7 and they don't gain the slightest bit of weight and i eat a grape and gain 50 pounds.

HOW

like y'all so lucky you have that talent. and then y'all go and complain you're fat like ???

bitch where??

friend: "ugh i'm so fat"
me: *spits out double stuff oreos*

like can you not please.

you're not fat stop saying you are because whale's like me dislike it very much.

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