An Interview with The Beatles and Me

Questions by Lilie79

1. George, why did you name your hairstyle Arthur?
George: shrugs Because it's a good name, and I couldn't call him John because that'll confuse everyone and I don't like the name Bob so Arthur was perfect. 
Ringo: What about a girl name? Like Emily?
George: I would, if Arthur was a girl.
Paul: How do you know it is a dude? He could very well be a she.
John: Call it Sam then it could be a boy or a girl.
George: I am not calling him Sam! Arthur isn't a girl, alright? 
Ringo: How do you know?
George: crosses his arms I just do... it's like you "knew" that your old pet goldfish was a boy.
Me: That is true, I had a goldfish and I made it a girl while it could've been easily a boy, I suppose.
Paul: Why are we discussing fish genders!? 
John: Touche, can we move on now?
George: whispers They won't understand us Arthur...

2. Ringo, are you offended that the lads don't let you have very many songs on the albums?Ringo: Not at all, if I wanted to, I could have more songs, but I am happy with just one on each album. It's my choice. I don't want to write more songs, I love playing me drum kit.

3. John, how upset were you when Stuart Sutcliffe died and do you miss him?
John: Of course, he was my best mate, we did everything together. I was so devastated when I found out he died.  It's such a shame when people die so young...

4. Paul, how often does John make you want to rip out your hair?
Paul: Oh, so often this is actually a wig, I had it since my eighteenth birthday. John didn't waste anytime driving me insane.
John: It's hardly fair to blame me. I can't help it if you pull your hair out whenever I'm around. It's your fault not mine.
Paul: rolls eyes You are kidding right? 
John: Oh, I am always kidding. 
Me: Calm down, remember what your guidance counselor said when this happens?
John: Nope.
Paul: I am not hugging him! 
Me: Fine, I will just have to call someone, where do people go when two people need to stop fighting and make them deal with their feelings?
Ringo: ... Couple counselling? 
Paul + John: gives Ringo a death stare
Me: Hmm, that could actually work. Good idea Ringo.
John: I'm going to kill you.
Paul: Get in line, first off we are not a couple, second-
Me: cuts Paul off That's the end of today's interview! See you cats later and as always, we'll you see you later! Bye!