Me: You'll never guess what I found on Google images today, it's something about you
Ryan😎: I'm concerned over the fact that you Googled me, but continue..
Me:
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Ryan😎: OH GOD NO.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Is this you, ya faggot?
Ryan😎: Dude that was when I grew out my hair back in high school. I looked like a literal lesbian
Me: Ha!! There's a bunch more but I'm saving you the embarrassment
Ryan😎: I'm gonna kms nOw.
Me: Have fun ya goofball
Ryan😎: I still can't believe I had so many phases. Literally.
Me: Mind telling me some?
Ryan😎: Let's see. Power rangers, lesbian, rocker, emo, SUPER EMO, beatles af, beach surfer, and toothpaste. Currently going through the "spooky vinyls indie" phase.😂
Me: Interesting. You've gone through so many😂💀
Ryan😎: I used to be obsessed with Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance back in high school. Actually, FOB is the reason I got a job in the first place.
Me: Really?
Ryan😎: Yeah. My old band got signed by Pete Wentzaroo because I mocked his band😪
Me: Damn, Ryro is salty😂
Ryan😎: When aren't I?😂😂😂😂
Me: Exactly.
Ryan😎: Hey man, I gotta go. My dog just knocked over a vase and I gotta clean it up.
Me: Aw, that's okay though.
Ryan😎: Text you later sunshine😊
Me: Sunshine?
Ryan😎: Do you mind me calling you that?
Me: Not at all💫
Ryan😎: Okay, SUNSHINE😂😊
Me: Go take care of your dog or so help me god.
Ryan😎: Okay...
Ryan😎: Sunshine
Me: gooooo awaaaayy
Ryan😎: Okay!!😂
Me: 😂
a/n: ryan will start calling you pet names later on in the fic. since this fic is a completely gender-neutral one, comment some pet names you're okay with. i will try my best to work around with them. keep in mind that this fic is compatible with all genders and sexualities, so try to steer away from "babygirl" and "princess".
