Uninvited guest (sollux x reader insert)

Part 2

"I swear if you break my fucking computer I will stab you, and don't go snooping in my stuff." He rolls his eyes once again and turns on the laptop. You walk over to the door , look back at him, then head on your way to work.

You are now Sollux; I don't think you would like to be yourself when you go to work.

Ok Sollux what are you doing on her computer, you gonna snoop, hack it, what?

"probably later, but for now jutht look thome thingth up," you click on the internet icon and type in earth. You look at the results and end up clicking on one on wiki. You go on looking up things about earth and its inhabitants, two hours later you end up looking at a wiki page for some fowl beast called "lady gaga". You are sickened by her sight but yet surprised that she well known, and not an alien of some kind. You start to grow bored and decided to snoop around on this human's computer. You open up the start menu and click on documents. You find many files, you stop at one called stories. You click on it and find about 7 stories; you click on the first one labeled "last night". You, being a huge snoop and slightly curious what she would write you read it to the very end, 5 pages. His mouth drops a little at the thought of her writing something this, gross. You grin slightly at that imagine of her doing something like that. To make things clear the story was about a couple having intercourse for the first time, it was poorly written but somehow entertaining.

You had no idea what half of the words used was and how they even did it without a bucket, so you decided to look it up. You type in the word "intercourse", oh good lord people are fucking weird. You almost died from how human reproduce; you even made the mistake of watching one of the videos suggested. You idiot, you don't know what you are doing so don't just click around. Something were the same, like how one pleases himself when no one is around, or how to arouse the other one. Beside that humans are fucking gross. You quickly exit from the tab you opened and continue to snoop, hoping to run into anything awkward again.

You find a file named "pictures", you click it. Tons of pictures show up, well better get started look through. It not like you had anything better to do. The first picture was of her and some other people, there was two women next to her. One was short, brown hair and had a crooked smile. The one on the other side was taller, slim, and beautiful face. You clicked onto the next one; time goes by till you reach a picture of a beach. It was the sunset sitting on the horizon of the ocean, the light reflecting onto the water, it was beautiful. The next couple of pictures made you jump; it was ___ and her friends at the beach.

The first one was her wearing a black and yellow bikini, she was jumping in the air and having both fist in the air. You quickly went to the next one, this was the tall beautiful one and her hugging. The tall one was wearing pink bikini top and extremely short shorts. You fell something weird in your lower region, you look down and blush extremely. Thank god no one was here; you look at your protruding member and ignore it. You didn't want to do anything awkward in the case she walks in on you playing with yourself.

Time went by; you finished looking through her stuff finding more stuff to ask her about when she gets home. You turn the laptop off and lay your head down onto the pillow that was on the end of the couch and drift to sleep.

Alrighty then work is done so now it won't be boring being you again, yay. Reader stop being adorable pervy Sollux.

You are now back to you, you walk up your drive way to your front door and open it. You enter in and drop your bag and kick your shoes off. You enter into the living room and was about to flop onto the couch like you do every day when you get home. But, there was a sleeping Sollux in your normal spot. You got kinda aggravated that he got to stay here all day and do nothing, while you go and work. Also come home and see him asleep in your spot, this wasn't gonna fly with you. You lift up your hand and move it down to slap him on the head, but stop. You look over at his horns and question there existents. You move your hand down and poke it, you are still fascinated by his horns even if you have touched them already. You place your fingers on it and slowly bring the horn into your grip, you move your hand up and down, feeling the smooth horn against your skin. You stop when you hear a purring noise coming from the troll. His eye open up and he turns on his side to look up at you. As he moves to look towards you, you quickly move your hand away from his head.