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Reasons Why Dan's a Fail

1. it's been 25 hours since you've used the bathroom (how tf are you not pissing yourself)

2. you never eat

3. all you do is cry and sleep

4. your family's sad you don't have a plan for university

5. you have until midnight to send in the application for the camp councillor position

6. you would've sent it in but your mom did

7. you're still writing lists

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