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the interviewer's (aka me) P.O.V.

I desperately waited for someone to arrive for the interviews then a smol child walked in she was wearing a MCR shirt, I could by her eyeliner she was a trash can that fell out of 2004.

"are you here for the interview?"

"yup"

"alright then lets head to the back room"

-----swoopy time swoop--------

"so I'm assuming you know about the kidnappings?" the girl nodded "ok so lets get started shall we"

"name"

" Mikey McCheese"

"okay, favorite band of the ones missing"

" MCR"

"same, why should we choose you for the job?"

"well I'm not awesome and I can do a lot of stuff n' stuff"

"mmh, your strengths?"

"well, I'm sassier than Gerard's nipples and sarcastic"

"nice, weaknesses?"

"a...uh... crush on someone"

"no sweat man, red or black eyeliner?"

" both, can I do that, well I already did so,"

"and the final question, are...... you........ trash?

"most definitely"

"thank you for you application"

" you better choose me because I'm amazing!"

" I mean there were only 5 people who signed up so,"

- applications that were entered -



name: Caitlyn

gender: f

favorite band: p!atd

strengths: photoshop, procrastinating

weakness: human interaction

red vs black: black but red would be lit

trash?: the trashiest of trash


Aftynthestrange

name-shrek's child

gender-male

favorite band-ALLS OF THEM

why you should choose me- yer mum

strengths- the ability to meme, i'm literal trash can, internet skills, avoiding responsibilities

weaknesses- vegetables, moths, human interaction, existential thoughts

red vs black- black like my soul

am i trash- no, i'm the trash can



cringyemo

Name-Sparkly Emo

Gender- Idk

Favorite band-all if of them

Why choose me- I'm band trash I guess idk

Strengths-can sorta play the drums and play the kazoo

Weaknesses- Mac and cheese, cottage cheese, cafeteria food, pop music

Red vs black eyeliner-both

Are you trash- I'm am the trash


Name - Screamo Emo

Gender - agender

Favorite Band - FOB

Why choose me - I'm a emo at heart eventhough I might not look like it. I read fanfictions maybe write. Music is my life.

Strengths - loudness and very good at ignoring people with headphones

Weaknesses - people not leave them alone explosion

Red v Black - both but mostly balck

Am I trash - no question about it



Name - Angsty Lil' Emo / Mikey McCheese

Gender - F

Favourite band - MCR

Why choose me? - hardcore MCR fan. I read/write fanfictions. I love art and music and idk. I'm not awesome and I can't do a lot of stuff. I would like to play bass someday

Strengths - sarcasm & sass?

Weaknesses - having a crush on someone

Red v Black - uhh hard one. I'll go with both. Can you do that? I hope so

Am I trash - definitely

A/N - congrats everyone who entered is now going to be in the story, all five of you

thank you for participating

~lexy

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