First Contact

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~everyone logs on~

Bacon: YAYYY EVERYONE'S ON!!

HappyVirus: Aww look, my baby called himself Bacon.

MamaSuho: Will you two stop loving each other for once?

Bacon: We just started.

Baozi: What is this Chatroom for?

Chenosaurus: To chat with each other, DUHHH!!!

GucciPanda: Can everyone introduce themselves?

Bacon: Umm, everyone knows that I'm Baekhyun.

HappyVirus: I'm Chanyeol, it's obvious.

Chenosaurus: My name is literally in the beginning, its Chen.

MamaSuho: Its Suho, DUHH!!

Baozi: Its Xiumin.

UnicornLay: It's Lay.

GucciPanda: Seriously, UnicornLay.

UnicornLay: It's a good name!

CookingUmma: The greatest cooker of all time, D.O.

MamaSuho: OKAY THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MOM!!

CookingUmma: I'm not a mom, I'm a cooking mom.

MamaSuho: CHANGE YOUR NAME!!

CookingUmma: Fine fine...

~CookingUmma changed name to SteakyChef~

SteakyChef: There I changed it, HAPPY?

MamaSuho: Very happy, indeed.

DancingMachine: It's Kai.

SteakyChef: It took you long enough to answer.

DancingMachine: Yea well I was just laughing the whole time.

DragonWu: It's Kris.

GucciPanda: OH MY GOSH FINALLY MY DADDY IS HERE!!!

Yehet: Its Sehun.

PrinceLuhan: Its Luhan.

Yehet: It's my beautiful prince:

Baozi: Yah, he's my prince.

PrinceLuhan: Ladies, calm down only one of you can have me 😉.

MamaSuho: YOU GUYS STOP TRYING TO HAVE A COMPETITION OVER LUHAN!!!

Bacon: Okay well, we have all introduce ourselves.

Yehet: When are you, kris, and Tao coming back to Korea, Luhan?

DragonWu: Oh, so your only asking your love one, huh?

Yehet: Not just my love one... my husband.

GucciPanda: You and Luhan don't look as cute as me and Kris.

Bacon: Can you all stop flirting with your loved one already?

HappyVirus: You guys, do what Baekhyun says.

MamaSuho: Kris and Tao, if your thinking of doing anything dirty over there, I will slap you guys the next time I see you.

SteakyChef: How would you anyways, they are in China.

DancingMachine: D.O., are you still mad at me for dating Krystal?

SteakyChef: ...

~SteakyChef has left the chat~

DancingMachine: Oh dear...

~DancingMachine has left the chat~

Chenosaurus: Well this is awkward.

Chenosaurus: Come on, Lay, let's go do something.

UnicornLay: Alright, I'm coming.

~Chenosaurus has left the chat~

~UnicornLay has left the chat~

Bacon: Well me and Chanyeol are gonna be doing something 😏.

MamaSuho: I will come over there and slap you guys whatever you guys are doing.

HappyVirus: The door will be locked.

MamaSuho: You sick bastards.

~Bacon has left the chat~

~HappyVirus has left the chat~

MamaSuho: So inappropriate, I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind 😡.

Baozi: Suho, don't hurt them.

~Baozi has left the chat~

PrinceLuhan: Oh no, Xiumin 😰.

~PrinceLuhan has left the chat~

~MamaSuho has left the chat~

GucciPanda: Well, I guess that leaves me with Kris 😏.

DragonWu: I'll be coming over quickly.

Yehet: Y'all are nasty.

GucciPanda: Ahhh, I didn't know you were in here.

~GucciPanda had left the chat~

~DragonWu has left the chat~

Yehet: Welp, I'm all alone. It's boring in here.

~Yehet has left the chat~

(A/N: I hope you guys enjoy that first chatroom. More will be coming later on. Later ✌🏼️.)

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