EXO Chatroom 💬

Xiumin's Birthday

~everyone logs on~
Chenosaurus: Happy Birthday Xiumin!! 💕🎉🎊🎈🎁

UnicornLay: Happy Birthday Hyung!!

HappyVirus: Happy Birthday Xiumin-hyung!!

Bacon: Happy Birthday Oldie!! 😂💕

MamaSuho: Happy Bday Xiumin!!!

PrinceLuhan: Happy Bday Xiumin!!

GucciPanda: Happy Birthday Hyung!

SteakyChef: Happy Birthday Hyung!!

DancingMachine: Happy Bday Xiumin!!

DragonWu: Happy Birthday Xiumin!!

Yehet: Happy Bday Hyung!!!

Baozi: Aww, thank you guys so much and Baekhyun, I'm only 29, but apparently I'm 28 internationally.

Bacon: That's still old to me.

SteakyChef: Don't be mean to Hyung when it's his special birthday.

Bacon: Okay I can't say someone's old on their birthday but on my bday party, you guys played a prank on me saying that Chanyeol wants to break up with me.

HappyVirus: I'm sorry about that.

DancingMachine: Hey, this is Xiumin's Bday. All about him not you.

Bacon: Do you want a beating?

SteakyChef: Do you want a bottle stuck in your face?

Baozi: Right, speaking of bottles, did we ever find out who had that whole shattered glass all over Kyungsoo's floor?

Yehet: I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT! I KNOW EVERYTHING!

HappyVirus: PLEASE DO SPILL!

PrinceLuhan: SPILL THE BEANS!! I've been waiting for this mystery ever since because why not.

GucciPanda: SPURL THE BURNSSS!!!!

SteakyChef: I SWEAR SEHUN IF YOU SAY SOMETHING!

DragonWu: Sehun, you might want to not say anything.

Chenosaurus: Remember what happened last time?

Yehet: Yeah, are you legs okay, Kai?

DancingMachine: I can still hear the bone cracks...

DancingMachine: But it was out of his love.

Chenosaurus: I've had it. Kai is dense. I'm out of here. I'll get the party ready.

~Chenosaurus has left the chat~

Baozi: Oooooh a party? I'll lock my door.

Yehet: So as I was saying.

SteakyChef: I WILL COME IN YOUR ROOM AND HIT YOU WITH A FRYING PAN!

Yehet: I'll lock my door.

SteakyChef: I'll ask Baekhyun to use chopsticks.

SteakyChef: Open his door with your chopstick opening thing, Baekhyun.

Bacon: Well you see.

Bacon: I got a party to do. Let's go Chanyeol.

~Bacon has left the chat~

HappyVirus: Sorry, Hyung. Keep your door locked, so you don't die and ruin the party thing.

~HappyVirus has left the chat~

Baozi: Why are all of our birthdays so crazy?

PrinceLuhan: Because Exo is crazy.

UnicornLay: End if discussion.

DragonWu: It's true.

GucciPanda: I'll decorate my room.

~GucciPanda has left the chat~

DancingMachine: I always wonder why whenever a Chinese member say something the rest of the Chinese members respond.

DragonWu: It's a thing.

PrinceLuhan: It was a dare.

UnicornLay: Tao is lucky for leaving.

DragonWu: lets just leave before things get worse.

UnicornLay: I can feel something bad is about to happen.

PrinceLuhan: Sorry, Xiumin. I'll call you.

Baozi: It's okay I understand.

~DragonWu has left the chat~

~UnicornLay has left the chat~

~PrinceLuhan has left the chat~

MamaSuho: Question WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT AND WHEN DID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO KAI?!

DancingMachine: Well Kyungsoo won't let me talk about to soooo...

~DancingMachine has left the chat~

MamaSuho: OH! I NEED AN EXPLANATION!

~MamaSuho has left the chat~

Yehet: WOW. Anyways, so what happened was that Kyungsoo Hyung got drunk and smashed the empty bottle on the ground, leaving the glass on the floor and he fell asleep and then woke up and then found the glass.

Yehet: But he just didn't remember because he was drunk because he was sad that... hmm idk if I should say.

SteakyChef: YOU ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH!!! I'M GOING TO YOUR ROOM TO BEAT YOUR BUTT!!

~SteakyChef has left the chat~

Yehet: Oh shiiii- sorry Xiumin. We'll figure things out with your party. You might be missing a guest or two. Happy Birthday!!

~Yehet has left the chat~

Baozi: If anyone sees this message, our birthdays are always crazy, but this has to be the craziest one.

Baozi: We will never have a normal birthday.

Baozi: Happy Birthday to me.

~Baozi has left the chat~

(A/N: HI GUYSSSS!!! So sorry for this long hiatus. I've been busy and yesterday I was planning on posting a bday chatroom, but I found out that 100%'s leader, MinWoo passed away yesterday. He passed due to a cardiac arrest and I'm sure his family and fans like me are sad and letting him Rest In Peace..  I do hope this chatroom makes some of you feel better.  We all miss MinWoo and May he Rest In Peace.💕)

Seo MinWoo
🙏🏻(1985-2018)🙏🏻