(Alex is my cousin)
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Alex: Chloé, is your mom Yellowsongbird on Wattpad?
Me: Oh my word! I have told you 20 times!
Alex: No, you told Ashley.
Me: *stares blankly and picks up pillow*
I'm going to beat some sense into you!
*begins hitting Alex with a pillow*
Ashley: Alex, you are so poor you can't even pay attention!
Everyone: *starts laughing*
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations
