Me: *dyes hair red*
Everyone: (Begins making jokes about my red hair) Red hair!
She's on fire!
If you stood next to a stop sign, no one would know the difference!
You can now blend in with the fire hydrants!
Red, red, red, red, red, redneck!Me:
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Weird Things My Family Say {COMPLETED}
HumorMy family say the weirdest things sometimes...so, I decided to write a book on it. These conversations were not made up! This is mostly for my family's entertainment. We keep hysterically laughing at all these funny and stupid conversations