Anthology

[Dialogue Ficlet] Andreau x Zade #1

Prompt: "We're trying to fool around while the kid is asleep but we heard a noise and now we're freaking out if they heard or seen us or not."

(Day 4 of my October Ficlet Writing challenge 😂)

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"Oh my god Andreau I'm so mortified! We're never gonna have sex again. EVER."

"Imagination mo nga lang kasi 'yon, Zades. Tulog na tulog si Skyler sa kwarto niya nung sinilip ko kanina."

"I'm not imagining things! She was standing behind you earlier, Andreau. Behind you. While I was sucking you off--"

"ZADES!"

"Eh totoo naman ah! You have to understand this, okay?? What if bukas tanungin niya ako ng Mommy what are you doing in between Papa's legs last night? Anong isasagot ko ha? Na minamasahe lang kita? Paano pag may follow up question na Eh bakit po nakaluhod kayo? Di ba dapat nakadapa si Papa pag hinihilot? Ano na, Andreau??? Paano?"

"Hindi naman magtatanong nang ganyan si Skyler. Calm down."

"Andreau, anak ko 'yon. She would ask questions. Namana niya 'yon sa 'kin."

"Not gonna argue with that. But... babe, calm down. She's just three years old. I'm sure wala siyang maalala."

"Paano kung magstick 'yon sa subconscious niya? Shit sabi na nga ba, dapat nakinig ako kay Kesh no'ng kinukwentuhan niya ako about child psychology. May magagamit sana ako ngayon."

"Then ask her tomorrow morning?"

"Sure ka dyan? She knows a lot about our sex life, babe. Gusto mo bang ma-exploit pa lalo?"

"Kasalanan mo naman kasi. Masyado kang detailed kung magkwento."

"Sorry na at madaldal ang napangasawa mo."

"I know, but I still married you. Wouldn't have it any other way."

"Fine, you're right. Wag ko munang i-overthink 'to. Baka nga wala siyang maalala bukas. Sana. Pero kung meron man, ikaw na mag-explain sa kanya. Hindi ko talaga kaya."

"Okay. That's a deal."

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"Zades?"

"Hmm?"

"About the no sex thing? Tuloy talaga 'yon?"

"Oh god Andreau come on."

"What? I'm just asking."

"Morning sex na lang bukas. You want?"

"You really know the things I want, huh?"

"Ako pa ba? Your wife knows best."