Sans x Frisk Oneshots

Halos and Horns (Bonus Chapie :3)

"Uh oh."

She tugs on the black sleeve of the skeleton, making him calm down with his laughter. I landed behind the demon with my arms crossed, my foot tapping.

"Ummm papa..."

"What? Did she come out yet?"

"Papa, mama is ri-"

"If she did, we better hide."

"Mama is-"

"Come on kiddo. Lets get a move on before were caug-"

"Ahem."

At the sound of my voice, he instantly stops laughing and his blood red tail stiffens. He turns around and slowly looks up until his white eye sockets meets my hazel brown ones.

"Uhhh... h-hey honey." Sans nervously laughs.

I raise an eyebrow.

"Well I'm sorry papa, but your on your own this time~." She giggles again before her left eye blackens and her pupil blazes a purple glow, before she disappears.

"So uhhh..." He rubs the back of his skull. "Y-you look good in blue hair."

I sighed. "Stand up you bonehead."

I extended one of my arms out and he grabs my hand. I pulled him up as he dusted himself off. I crossed my arms again as I waited for any form of explanation, sending him small daggering glares.

"I'm guessing your annoyed." He rubs one of his arms.

"Yes. I am." I sternly say.

"L-look on the bright side! At least the magic dye will only last a day or two?" He hesitantly said.

"Bonehead." I shook my head, but smiled lightly. "Your lucky I can't stay mad at you for so long, ya goofball."

He sighs in relief. His usual grin then crept back up on his face as he grins down at me, pulling me into a tight hug. I let out a squeak.

"Sans! My hair is still dripping wet and I have to put some clothes on!" I say, my face reddening.

"Do I look like I care?" His grin suddenly looks devious.

"Sans, no." I firmly say.

"Awww! But why?" He whines.

"Sans. We still have to force our daughter to take a bath and put her to bed early." I reply. "You two have been causing a lot of trouble today, more than usual at least. Now our daughter is bone tired." I say.

"She did get her mischievousness from her father after all." He smiled proudly.

"Having two of you around the castle has really put everyone here to a constant workout." I gaze up at him.

"We don't get into that much trouble." He shrugs.

"You nearly set the castle on fire!"

"Does it matter? Half our land is made of fire."

"And the other half is made of cloud!"

"Clouds can't burn, right?"

"Pristina kept biting the guards!"

"She was teething at the time."

I took a deep breath.

"I love how mischievous you can be, its funny every once and a while. But now I practically have take care of two of you." I say. "Sans, your a king. Can you try o be a little bit more serious?"

I smiled brightly and put on my best puppy dog eyes.

"Please~?"

His face begins to blush a light cyan blue as he averts his gaze away from me and his blood red wings spread open.