This is my life!!!! [Discontinued]

Fight

Lucy's pov

As me and levy were talking he.. Came over here

"Wow you leave the guild and come back weaker as ever" Natsu chuckled to him self

"Are you challenging me?"

He nodded

"Mira can you get me a fancy tea cup with earl Gray in it please"

Natsu gave me the Wtf look

Mira served me my tea
I stuck my pinkie finger in the air as I drank while I was drinking the ground shook

Natsu said
"WHAT IS THAT"

I put my cup down and crossed my legs and drummed my fingers as I said " It is daddy" in a British accent.

Wendy was laughing to hard it's like when we read this meme were Barbie went to Caesars pizza and asked for a gluten free crust with no sauce or cheese and the worker said

"Would you like some low fat AIR With that"

"Are you joking with me " Barbie said

" ya you got me.... We only have full calorie air"

Well back to the story

I smoked Emily as igneel and my father raised from the ground

"Igneel" Natsu started crying
He went to hug him

And Igneel walked out the way

"Why dad?" Natsu asked

"Because you hurt M'lady" he pointed to the lady choking on her tea HEY THATS MEEE

"Lucy if I win you must tell me everything and say your the weakest person because Natsu is more serpror,if you win I will be you slave"

"Deal,but add erza,my father and maybe guildarts " I said

Natsu nodded while taking off his ring

"Natsu-kun!!! Its pos..." Lisanna stopped to end up looking at me

Lisanna started to be pretend scared

Natsu told Lisanna it's ok..

~outside the guild~
"You don't have to do this Lucy " Erza said

"I don't care.." I said

Lisanna,Natsu,Elfman and a few more people glared at me

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Tell me how the next chapters fight should be like