Me: I could get down with this ship.
Eren: Me too.
Armin: I guess this works...wait, isn't Marco dead?
Me: *starts crying* Don't remind me. RIP Freckled Jesus....
Armin: Sorry....
Jean: um W T F is this?
Me: I'm guessing you don't ship it then...
Jean: Marco and I are just friends. Nothing happened between us.
Eren: Come on, can't you accept it? At least you won't die alone completely....
Jean: At least I'm not dating the corporal, who's literally 2 TIMES YOUR AGE!
Levi: He's got a point there.
Eren: ..........(well)
Mikasa: If it means Jean will leave me alone, I ship this.
Me: So everyone agrees? Okay. SHIP!
Everyone except Jean: YEAH!
Me: Wow, that was easy.
Everyone: Agreed.
Me: ......so what now?...
Eren: Let's go watch a movie.
Everyone: Yeah, sure.
*Everyone leaves room*
*Hanji pops out of nowhere*
Hanji: Hehehehe....
