Me: This is Ereri, one of the most popular ships.
Eren: What's Ereri?
Me: Eren x Levi
*Levi comes in* Wait, so people actually ship me with that brat???
Me: I guess. I kind of ship it...
Eren: WHAT???
Levi: When you think about it, it's actually not that bad...
Eren: BUT I'M NOT GAY.
//the entire ereri fandom// EREN SHUT UP.
Me: So?
Eren:.........
*Hanji comes running in* OOOOHHHH YOU GUYS MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.
Levi: Shut it Four Eyes!
Me: So... Hanji's a fujoshi.
Hanji: I'M TELLING EVERYONE!! *comes running out screaming*
*Mikasa, Armin, Sasha come running in*
Mikasa: LEVI GET AWAY FROM HIM.
Armin: Mikasa, you really need to calm down...
Sasha: What am I doing here? *eating bread*
Me: .......
Levi: Come Eren! We'll be together...forever. *grabs Eren*
Eren: Wha? NO! SOMEONE HELP! *getting dragged on floor*
Mikasa: STAY AWAY FROM HIM SHORTY!
Armin.........
Me:.........sooooo.......
Armin: This did not turn out well......
Me: No shit Sherlock.
