Me: ..ah, a yuri ship. Interesting...
Armin: I thought author was a fujoshi?
Me: Yuri is still quite interesting.
Mikasa: THIS SHIP IS A LIE. I ONLY LOVE EREN. EREN ONLY.
Annie: YEAH. I HATE HER.
Armin: ....................
Levi: I think I ship this.
Eren: Me too.
*Sasha comes back into room*
Sasha: WOAH MIKASA. WHAT THE HECK? YOU WERE SECRETLY GAY THIS WHOLE TIME?
Mikasa: NO. ONLY ERENNNNNN
Levi: Get away from him. He's mine.
Eren: Why do I always have to be in the middle....
Me: .......I don't even know....
*Jean comes in room*
Jean: I'm going to die alone.......
Me: I'm surprised you just found out now...
Jean: HEY!
Me: Hey, it's true. Okay, so ship or sink?
Everyone except Mikasa and Annie: SHIP!
Levi: Come with me Eren.
Eren: YES SIR!
Mikasa: YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU MIDGET CLEAN FREAK!
Armin: Why do I even....
Me: ......cut.......
