The Wrong Number ☆Luke Hemmings☆ [#Wattys 2017]

Chapter 11

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM

stop

AND SHE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME

AAAhhhhgggghhh

IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

luke no

LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY 

Whyyyyyy

WITH ME

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if u don't stop I'll leave

DON'T STOP DOING WHAT UR DOING

EVERY TIME YOU MOVE TO THE BEAT

IT GETS HARDER FOR ME

AnD yOu KnOw It KnOw It

I thought you didn't like 5sos

actually they drive me crazy. I hear their music waaaaay too much

why r u so happy today

luke r you drunk

no just in a good mood. things r going good

how r they going good? give me details

Idk i'm just happy because i have the three most amazing friends in the world, a cool family, i'm having fun, and life is just good in general. it's something to be happy about

ur insane. 

there's only one thing missing

what

you, duh. ur my friend but ive never seen ur face. Send me a pic of u?

how many times have i told you i don't want you to see my face? I'm ugly lets just leave it at that

uR nOt UgLy

yEs I aM

god damn if u call yourself ugly one more time i will portal travel through the phone screen and slap you upside the head

lil girl

'lil girl?' seriously? 

damn right

well i would slap you to but that would be animal abuse

:'( ur mean

:) im honest and you said you would hit me first

i was joking. you know, saying something i didn't actually mean. to be funny. its something friends do

omg you r so crazy

you would be too if u tried thinking reasonably

??????

yeah i said that. right it down it's a quote that will be famous one day

yeah, sure. 

wyd?

nm you?

eating Takis and drinking pop while watchng the tv

mean girls?

no gilmore girls

we're so punk rock

ikr i feel so dark as I watch Rory cry over her boyfriend.  Oh and my mate just gave me chocolate. we are now watching it together

friendship goals right there. someone to watch gilmore girls with would be awesome

u can watch it w me

hell no ur a stranger

HOLY FUCK WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

HOLY FUCK I WAS JOKING. you know, saying something i didn't actually mean. to be funny. its something friends do

Did u really just repeat what I said earlier

yes i did. it is known as the art of rubbing it in your face

jerk

ikr im so loveable lol

yes u are :)

no im not im punk rock

yeah ur about as punk rock as 5SOS

so im very punk then

*Laughs* more like a punk kitten wannabe

omg why must you hate on my band

because i dont like them

telling an Ashton girl you hate 5SOS is practically a death wish

so your really into Ashton then.

yeah i love all of them so much but Ash will always have a special place in my heart

but u don't like Luke as much

not in that way, but if you mean romantically.... maybe a little less just because every girl has her fave and mine is Ashton. i really do love them all

ash is just a little more special to u

yeah why

just wondering if u would ever turn into a luke girl or something

idk why r u asking? is it because ur name is luke and u want to get lucky? perv

no no i just used luke because a lot of people like him and he seemed like the best example

people who only know luke and forget about/ignore the rest of the band arent real fans. i mean you can be a luke girl but real fans will always love everyone in the band, even if luke is your fave u still care about the others

yeah i guess anyways i was just wondering. hyd

good i guess ive kept my grades up and stuff. also soccer is going good we won our last game even though i accidentally let a ball through the goal

well thats good. the fact that you won the game not the fact that the ball got through

yeah i know what you mean. you done any sports

well im an olympic champion in eating. i have several gold medals. and by gold medals i mean chocolate coins in golden wrappers

lol i would live off chocolate if i wasn't a soccer player and had to stay fit

how do u live like that

actually its okay because i eat plenty of junk when the season is over and then work my ass off at the last second so i can make teh team again lol

*the* and lol

if you correct my grammar again i will leave

once again, i was joking

thats what your mom said when she got pregnant but look what happened

what the? Why would u say that

because im a bad person

no ur a good person who is very mean and pretends that she is all sunshine and rainbows

its a gift. 

im so touched >:(

u should be i dont do it to anyone else. ur special in that way, you know

i cant decide whether to be flattered or annoyed.... 

i'll give u a couple years to make up ur mind

IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

STOP