DBZ Question/Dares!

10 (Family Guy Jumping)

A/N: Oh Kami, why am I doing this? I've never even seen the episode... why am I doing this? Thanks a lot stanleybell37

Btw... I put my own little spin on it...

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(Chi Chi was lying in bed with Goku, who had just finished his food after training with Vegeta.)

Chi Chi: Goku~

Goku: Hm...?

Chi Chi: You wanna do something... I dunno... exciting?

Goku: *is curious* Uh... exciting how?

Chi Chi: *caresses his bicep* You know...

Goku: Ohh... *is conflicted* Chi Chi, you I want to but... Sleep? We'll do it in the morning...

Chi Chi: But Goku! We're both so busy all the time and I want to do something fun with you for once instead of yelling at you!

Goku: *is already on the floor covering his ears* I'm pretty sure the kids can hear us yelling!

Chi Chi: I rather them hear us doing something el-

Goku: Chi Chi!

Goten's room, 2 minutes later

(Goten and Geli are talking on the phone even though they should be sleeping.)

Goten: Can you at least text me a photo?

Me: Absolutely not!

Goten: Why? It'll look great!

Me: No, it will not!

Goten: Of course it will! It's yours!

Me: ... Aw.

Goten: So...-

Me: Still not sending a picture.

Goten: Geli, it's a drawing!

Me: So? It's not done.

Goten: So?

Me: So? Whaddaya mean so?

Goten: I mean I can just see a picture of the progress!

Me: No, you'll just see the mistakes that I'm cleverly trying to cover!

Goten: Everyone makes mistakes-

Me: Shut up, Hannah.

Goten: Everyone has those days-

Me: You didn't even watch the show like that!

Goten: It's Hannah Montana- everyone knows every single song.

Me: But you can't sing-

*random crashing sound*

Me: What the?

Goten: I have absolutely no clue. I'll check.

Me: Be safe, stupid. Carry a bat! It might be a burglar!

Goten: I'll just go super saiyan. Or Mom will hit 'em with a frying pan. Whichever comes first.

Me: Most likely the frying pan.

Goten: True. I'll call you back when the slaughter is over.

Me: *makes weird Shinron noise that sounds like a dying whale* *hangs up*

Goten: *runs out of room*

Chi Chi and Goku, 30 seconds ago

Chi Chi: Goku, come back here!

Goku: *is attempting to open a locked door without breaking it* No! You're going crazy!

Chi Chi: I just want to-

Goku: Chi Chi, no! *gets the door open*

Chi Chi: Goku! Just come back to bed and-

Goku: No!

Chi Chi: Goku come back or else!

Goku: Or else what?!

Chi Chi: *frantically throws a lamp at him*

Goku: *easily ducks*

*lamp smashes on floor somewhere in the house*

Chi Chi: Oh damn it... Y'think it woke up the kids?

Goten: Yeah, I sense Goten moving around...

Chi Chi: Make sure he doesn't hurt himself on it! *pushes him out of the room* *sits on bed* I just wanted to-

Goten: *screams*

*crashing sound*

Chi Chi: *runs out of the room* My baby!

Goku: Calm down! It's me!

In the living area

Goten: Dad, what are you doing?

Chi Chi: *turns on lights*

Goku: *checking Goten* Making sure you didn't get cut from the shards.

Goten: There might be someone in here-

Goku: There's no one here. Your mom threw the lamp at me, and I ducked, and this... happened...

Goten: Why'd she throw the lamp?

Goku: I actually don't know... why did you throw the lamp at me?

Chi Chi: *crosses arms* You were making me angry. I threw the lamp. Clean the mess, and Goten, go back to bed. Good night.

Goten: How'd you get her angry-

Goku: *gets embarrassed* I-We- She- ugh! Go to bed, will you?! Good night! *pushes him away*

Goten: *mumbles* This family's crazy.

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Alright, done with that! It's over with, it's done, didn't wanna go into detail as you can see so I kinda loopholed it. Any other dares? Yes? No?

Btw, I kinda related 'my' and Goten's conversation to a conversation I had with my friend who kept telling me to finish my drawing... Still not done.

Anyway, I'll try to update more chappies a bit more frequently.

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~LoveOfCake!

P.S.: Don't throw lamps!