*unedited since I'm in Haiti typing this unless you guys see this on Monday when I get back*
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(Goten, Trunks, Gohan, and I are flying alongside the plane carrying Videl and her family. Victoria, Tianna, and Videl and sitting in the front, and Trunks and Gohan are a bit ahead of Goten and I.)
Me: Tena!
Goten: Yeah?
Me: Do you think we'll see someone we know?
Goten: Well, I don't know about that. But we're definitely gonna see someone who knows Dad and Gohan.
Me: I guess. But what about Monica?
Goten: Who?
Me: The girl that Tianna keeps talking about?
Goten: Her sister?
Me: Oh, so you do listen to people, just not me.
Goten: I always listen to you, you're always talking.
Me: I'll take that as a compliment.
Trunks: Will you two stop flirting and come on! You're so far back.
Goten: Well, that's since we don't have our faces pressed up against the glass windows just to see the girls.
Gohan: Will you two come on! We're almost there!
Me: But I barely ate anything!
Tianna: You ate two servings of cereal, three biscuits, two whole apples, five and a half cups of orange juice, and I don't even know how many cartons of grapes.
Victoria: *not looking up from her phone* Eight. I don't see how you saiyans eat so much.
Trunks: It's because we train so much. Where do you think we get our muscles and strength from?
Videl: Guys! The island! We're here!
Victoria: Finally! The wifi on this plane is terrible!
Videl: That's because it's the guest wifi... if you wanted the other one, you could have just asked me for the password you know.
Gohan: It's too late now. We are already here! C'mon!
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(In the hotel lobby, there is a young girl yelling at he hotel manager about something. She is wearing a dark pink crop top and matching shorts. She looks almost exactly like Tianna; she's a bit shorter and wears glasses.)
Tianna: That's Monica!
Monica: I demand that you let me in that pool! My family is paying way too much money to even be in this damned hotel, and now you're kicking me out!
Manager: You and your family are too loud-
Monica: Do you really want to see loud!
Tianna: MONICA! *runs to hug her*
Monica: Tia! *Hugs her*
Victoria: Sir, I'll have you know that my, er, friend's mother happens to be Bulma Briefs, so unless you want to retire early, let Monica stay.
Manager: *huffs* Fine!
Me: Oh before you leave, can you send a gigantic... um, what is it called again?
Goten: Um... you mean a care package-
Me: Yes! Can you send up a care-package full of candy, please!
Me: Why should I do that?
Victoria: Because I just saved your ass, that's why. Make it a very large package, and I'll even tell her to stop by for a vacation!
Manager: *to me, sarcastically* That's it? You don't want any lipstick or perfume or cake?
Goten: You shouldn't have said that-
Me: Oh yes please! You can send, like, four of those as well! Make them vanilla, lemon marguirine, red velvet, and fun-fetti!
Tianna: Don't forget tres leches.
Me: That too! Bye bye!
Manager: *grumbles profanities and walks off*
(Trunks and Gohan come in with more suitcases than an average person can handle.)
Trunks: *pants* I think you guys forgot something!
Gohan: Even Videl is carrying stuff!
Monica: Aren't you Goku's son? Geli won't stop talking about you.
Gohan: Really? I figured she'd say something about my brother-
Me: *falls dramatically-anime style*
Gohan: Hehe... sorry.
Monica: My bad!... So, pool?
Victoria and Videl: POOOL! *grabs suitcases* Where is our room?
Me: Wait, we never said who go what room.
Hercule: Hey fellas! It's me! The mighty-
Gohan: Stop.
Trunks: Don't even. We're all stronger than you.
Hercule: *ignores them* The rooms are split up like this: Videl, Gohan, and one of Videl's cousins in one room, Trunks, Goten, and Geli in another, and Victoria, and the twins in the last. O course, I get my own suite on the top floor, overlooking my kingdom.
Goten: Okay, but your so called 'kingdom' isn't even here.
Hercule: What is with that camer-
Me: DON'T RUIN EVERYTHING!
Hercule: 😥 *like in animes*
Me: I SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS WAS AS NATURAL AS POSSIBLE! Don't mention that piece of technology!
Hercule: *whispers to Gohan* She's scarier than your mom.
Gohan: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Goten: *laughing* You haven't even seen our mom angry!
Me: Well, before this gets any longer and we start arguing about who is scarier, why don't we say goodbye?
Hercule: GOODBYE MY LOYAL SUB-
Me: Get away! This is my thing!
Videl: Can we go to the pool now?
Trunks: I'm just gonna go to the room, now. You guys comin'?
Gohan: Yeah, but let's say goodbye first.
Everyone but Hercule: BYEE!
Hercule: GOODBYE MY SUBJECTS!
Me: I am gonna-
Goten: Okay go before you see Hercule die!
Victoria: Comment dares and questions-
Monica: Shouldn't we get Geli away from Hercule?
Tianna: *sees me trying to drown him* Uh, nah. He's good.
Trunks: I think he's dying.
Videl: Geli stop!
Gohan: You aren't gonna help?
Videl: Nah, he's getting up now.
Victoria: Guys how do we turn off the camera?
Trunks: The button right there, Vicky.
Victoria: Oh. Bye! *presses the button*
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Sorry, I just wanted to make that comical. See yah!
Byeeee my cupcakes!
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