Penelope
"Let's play hide and seek"
"You aren't 5 anymore"
"Hey now my heart is as soft as a 5 year old's bottom. Just because you have a heart of rock doesn't mean I do"
"Dude . What. The. Fudge. I'll have you know I don't have a heart of rock. I have a heart of diamond" I said flipping my hair
"Diamond is a rock stupid."
"You know what I don't like your attitude"
"I don't like that you walk around shaking your booty. But you don't hear me complaining"
"I don't even do it purposely. it just happens"
He scowled "I think you do it purposely just to get a rise out of me when guys cat call and wolf whistle"
"I do not!"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"Do too"
"Do not"
"Do-"
Alika growls warningly at hunter before putting his head back on my lap.
Hunter narrowed his eyes at alika and huffed sticking his tongue out at me
"That's not fair you have a giant cat twice my size. Plus he hates me" he whined
I smirked and kissed alikas nose receiving a satisfied purr
"Im hungry" hunter moaned as his stomach growled
"Your not hungry. Your stomach is just looking for left over food in that fat belly of yours"
His mouth parted in shock and he sat gaping like a fish "I'll have you know I'm not fat what do you call-" he paused momentarily to lift up his shirt to show his stomach which was complemented by a 6 pack "this. This isn't fat ma'am so think again" he said with a scowl
"Your sucking in your stomach. What a shame not willing to show your true inner Patrick"
"One my name isn't Patrick. Two I'm not sucking this in"
"Patrick is your inner fat and dumb guy"
"Umm. NO I don't have a inner fat guy you dunno what your talking about"
"Which is why your stomach is growling although you literally ate like 3 minutes ago"
He opened and closed his mouth before leaning back on the couch, grumbling profanity's under his breath.
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"Sorry"
"It's fine stop apologizing"
"Right sorry"
"Goddamn it-"
"Sorr-"
"Stop apologizing geez"
"Sorry"
He growled
The boy looked down
I smacked hunter in the back of his head rolling my eyes
"Don't mind him hun he's just mad because my fox ate his cookie" I said to the small boy who looked around 14
The boy nodded and bit his lip looking away
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Her Innocent Ways { discontinued }
RomancePenelope has one word to describe her, sweet. At only 23 She was once in love but it ended tragicly. She was just too innocent and a bit naive, men were always throwing them selfs at her wanting her attention. besides she was beautiful, a curvy bod...
