Etta: <send photo>
Kick: Jesus Christ Etta!
Kick: I'm eating!
Etta: A meatball sub, perchance? ;)
Kick: Show some respect.
Kick: How do you think the cats would feel if they knew you were making jokes?
Etta: They were from the RSPCA. They're all very grateful that I've given them a shot at being adopted.
Kick: How many 'pairs' are there?
Etta: 7
Etta: Plus a spare.
Kick: Wtf?
Etta: Dissected one to take some reference photos.
Etta: <send photo>
Kick: Etta! No!
Kick: My eyes are actually watering.
Kick: <send photo>
Kick: See?
Etta: You look awful.
Kick: Thanks.
Etta: You should get more sleep.
Kick: You should stop sending unsolicited horror pictures.
Kick: You made my eyes burn.
Etta: Don't blame me. It's because you're tired.
Etta: Go to bed.
Kick: Can't. Must. Do. More. Research.
Etta: <send photo>
Kick: What did you send me that for?
Etta: To encourage you to go to sleep.
Kick: Sending me a picture of you in bed, is not encouraging me to sleep.
Kick: Nice vegemite jammies btw.
Etta: Thanks, my Grandmother sent them to me for my birthday.
Kick: Shit, did I miss it?
Kick: <rainbow-happy-birthday-cat-waving.gif>
Etta: No, it's next Friday. She only posts things on the first Tuesday of every month so they came early.
Kick: Weird.
Etta: Yep.
Kick: So. Turning 25.
Etta: 24
Kick: ?
Kick: I thought you were 24 already?
Etta: No, I just tell people that when it's close to my birthday. When I say close I mean like within 6 months.
Etta: Always hated being the baby of the year.
Kick: That's right, I remember now, you were 17 when we did the HSC.
Kick: Did you do schoolies?
Etta: Nah. No interest in hanging out with a bunch of drunk and drugged up morons.
Etta: Went to Borneo instead.
Etta: What about you?
Kick: Went to look at LIGO.
Etta: Wow. Can you get any nerdier?
Kick: Probably not.
Kick: Don't care though.
Kick: It was so amazing.
Kick: I presume you went to Borneo for the Orangutans?
Kick: ?
Kick: Etta?
Kick: You've fallen asleep, haven't you?
Kick: Great. You sleep. I'll stay up until the nightmare behind my retinas has faded.
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RomanceEtta Harvey and Kick Foster are friends. Well sort of. Etta first found Kick seven years ago when she was sifting through the forums of on online high school community. She needed help with her calculus, and he was the first person to offer it. Whic...
