"hello, Momma's pizza at your service, what can I get for you?
"Fuck"
"ehh- sir? Can I help you?"
"you do realise your voice is a huge turn on?"
"sir, can you just tell me why you are calling?"
"because I want a pizza"
A short story about a girl, a...
F. Fleur (me, you unicorns) (A/N OF 2019 FLEUR da fuck did I unicorns for?)
G. (A/N OF 2019 FLEUR I'M CACKLING I LOWKEY DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING HERE)
H. Heat (can't live without ma warm blanket)
I. Instagram (because I chat with bae there, Lara)
J. Juliette (ma bae, no she doesn't have wattpad)
K. Kip (Dutch word for chicken) (A/N 2019 JHHFDVHVFDHJFDVFDNOOOOOO)
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L. Love (I'm still searching for it though) (A/N 2019 true story)
M. Mother (love u momma) N. Nose (because I can smell delicious male scents because of you, later in life when a male is actually attracted to me) (A/N 2019 WTF FLEUR, WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS EW NO)
O. OEHlalaaaa (the words my future bf will say when we go on a date and I'm pretty AF)
P. Pip (ma dog)
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Q. Qwerty keypad (makes me write so easily, like a unicorn is pooping on my hands)
R. Roses on valentine (if I ever get one)
S. Sanne (@leonetta_storywriter) (you know her)
T. Theo James (if he's 30, I'm 31)
U. Unicorndust (because everyone is obsessed with the unicorns, Imma be obsessed with the dust those horn potatoes have in my dreams)
V. Vacation
W. Wattpad (my lovely internet friends come from here)
X. Xena the warrior princess (she was my hero, okay?)
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Y. YMCA
Z. Zoom button (I like to zoom in on weird faces)
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As you can tell, I'll be forever alone
XOXO Fleur -FLEUR FROM 2016
(I AM CRINGING SO HARD RN EW!!! -FLEUE FROM 2018)
I DID IT AGAIN BUT THIS TIME TWO YEARSATER. Enjoy
A- Amazing spiderman (its still da shit)
B- BTS (I stan JDBDKDBODBDIDND)
C- Chocolate, ur girl has cravings.
D- dad, i love my dad thank u. U all should
E- eating. No explanation needed
F- Fleur.
G- Ghislaine, who is ma bff
H- Hope, bc I only have hope to get me through my education. And Hobi is my hope
I- internet, basic ass hoe gotta love interneg
J- Jungkook, my future husband (in my dreams), Jimin, Jin, Jhope. Ur girl can talk allot about her J's.
K-
L- LOVE. Where is the love the love the loooove.
M- mama. I love my mom.
N- noodles. So fucking obsessed with noodles.
O- oranges. It sounds weird but I legit eat and drink them everyday
P- pink. The colour pink is cute.
Q- qwerty.
R- rm, namjoon, ma boi who went from expensive girl to forever rain. From "lemme help u slide ur panties off" to "everything slow"
S- soup. Honestly I like soup.
T- Taehyung. The most beautifull man of 2017
U- UNB (stan intelectuals BISH)
V- VAV, they are cominh to NL BUT I CANT GO JDBDJDBD.
W- water? I mean, I am 70+ percent water or smthng like that, so that means I like myself
X- idk bro.
Y- YOONGI. MY LOVE. I AM SORRY I SWERVED LANES TO JUNGKOOK!! I DIDNT MEAN TO BUT HE BIASWRECKED ME SO HARD.
