hello, Momma's pizza at your service, what can I get you?
so you only do the phone?
not you again
yes, me again. Common babe, we all know you're happy that it's me
no, I'm actually not
Who can possibly not be happy to speak to me?
Well, as I dont know you I cant really tell if other people would want to
Trust me babe, everyone wants to talk to me
Okay, so what pizza do you want?
Something meaty
We have macaroni
Macaroni?
I mean salami
Then where the hell did you get Macaroni from?!
I dont know! I just started this damn job!
Well, then you're not that good at this job
Yes, you mess up my time!
But you love it
I don't
Oh yes you do
No, I don't
Yes you d-
I'm not even starting this
So, are you a banana?
No, what the hell
Because you're so apPEELling
Ha ha, so funny
I know babe
Didn't you feel the sarcasm?
Babe, I don't want to feel the sarcasm, I want to feel you
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Pizza Phone call
Random"hello, Momma's pizza at your service, what can I get for you? "Fuck" "ehh- sir? Can I help you?" "you do realise your voice is a huge turn on?" "sir, can you just tell me why you are calling?" "because I want a pizza" A short story about a girl, a...
