Hello, Momma's-
Hey Cupcake
Hey Boo, what are you up to
Well, I am going to the grocery shop
You know I don't actually care, right?
That hurts
What are you gonna buy?
Oh, so now you're interested
Just tell me
I am going to buy candy
Candy?
Yup
Why the hell would you buy candy
Because they remind me of you; sweet
That would be actually sweet, but because I don't even know with who I'm talking, I dont trust making compliments
That doesn't make sense
You could take my compliments the wrong way
The wrong way?
The wrong way.
I don't understand
You're not supposed to understand
Okay?
Okay
I left my panties in An0therStoryWriter her house. (voila Naxinator) (this is not true)
(UPDATE; I AM LEGIT WONDERING WHY I HAD TO DO THIS. LOL)
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Pizza Phone call
Random"hello, Momma's pizza at your service, what can I get for you? "Fuck" "ehh- sir? Can I help you?" "you do realise your voice is a huge turn on?" "sir, can you just tell me why you are calling?" "because I want a pizza" A short story about a girl, a...
