Y wont u let me chew my gum in peace man i almost choked when i got ur notification
jen0pe: y the hell did u choke? R u that obsessed with me?
LilJae: no i will never be obsessed with someone as hot as u
jen0pe: ???
LilJae: no
jen0pe: i didn't even say anything!
LilJae: i know what ur gonna ask me
jen0pe: what
LilJae: ur asking me to be ur boyfriend
jen0pe: ...
Dammit
~Flashback to a month ago~
jen0pe: donghyuk i want u to ask Jaemin out for me
Duckkie: r u dumb or pretending to be dumb
jen0pe: no and maybe
Duckkie: dude i already have a dumbshit to take care of and now u too?
jen0pe: pleaaasseeeee
Duckkie: ugh fine
Duckkie has added LilJae to the chatroom.
jen0pe: WHAT
Duckkie has set this chatroom on Private Mode.
jen0pe: OMG NOT HERE U IDIOT
LilJae: what's going on...
Duckkie: this is serious shit and im sorry for what is about to happen
LilJae: okay...
Ducckie: ok here goes
Will u go out with me?
jen0pe: no...
LilJae: sure...?
jen0pe: i am about to rip my gorgeous hair out
Duckkie: ok cool
Jeno r u happy now? can I go cuddle with Mark now?
jen0pe: i hate this and i hate u
***
LilJae: so that day...y did Donghyuck ask me out?
jen0pe: because he's an idiot
LilJae: yeah figured
Hes too stuck up Mark's ass to like me anyway
jen0pe: the images that sentence conjured...
LilJae: what?
jen0pe: nothing
LilJae: so Jeno, do u think im cute?
jen0pe: no
LilJae: ur supposed to say 'Yes my little Jaeminnie. Ur the cutest boy ive ever seen in my whole life. Can we kiss and get married and have babies?'
jen0pe: dude u r SO confusing
LilJae: what?
jen0pe: first u reject me. Then u 'accidentally' flirt with me. Then u full-on flirt with me and expect me to listen to u!
I am done with u!
LilJae: NO WAIT STAY
jen0pe: did u mean that? Or is it one of ur little flirty tricks to make me fall for u even more?
LilJae: no i meant it please stay Jeno!
jen0pe: ...
Fine
But that agreement comes with a catch
LilJae: ill do anything u tell me to do!
jen0pe: ok
You will be my boyfriend
*****
Hello homies i wrote this chap while stuck in my car like
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I'M SORRY THAT U HAD TO SEE THIS FACE
Anyways guys please read 'Hunt You Down' by JustTooRandomcuz I love her book and I want to support her. She didn't request for me to say anything, I just felt like promoting her cuz I always look forward to her updates.
