KPOP Chatroom

11 NCT | 무단침입

Title translation: Trespass

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Vconfoosed has logged on.

Vconfoosed: knock knock

Mark has logged on.

Mark: who's there

Vconfoosed: v

Mark: v who?

Vconfoosed: Vconfoosed

can't u read

Mark: i can but...

whats your actual name

foodmonster has logged on.

Vconfoosed: I'm...

foodmonster: JOHN CENNAAAAAAA!

Mark: idk who u r gramps but thats so old

foodmonster: im not gramps

wait hold up ill bring gramps

foodmonster has added danceGod1 to the chatroom.

danceGod1: hello hi annyeong

foodmonster: hold up ill bring one more gramps

Mark: how many gramps do u have...

foodmonster has added whitesugaSlEePs to the chatroom.

Mark: OHHHH R U BTS???

whitesugaSlEePs: yes

now who the fuck woke me up to this shit i need my fucking sleep hoes u better shut the fuck up and dont spam u dickless fucktards

Mark: i...im sorry

whitesugaSlEePs: not u pretty boy

I have my eyes on u Jungcock -_-

danceGod1: whoop my ass is saved

whitesugaSlEePs: and u manjoon

-___-

whitesugaSlEePs has logged off.

danceGod1: dont worry he'll come back after his sleep time

foodmonster: which is next week

danceGod1: yes

Mark: wow ok...

Taeyong has logged on.

Ten has logged on.

Taeil has logged on.

imurdaddy has logged on.

Vconfoosed: who's my daddy?

imurdaddy: i am

danceGod1: well someone has a daddy kink i see

Ten: i see food

foodmonster: OMG WHERE????

Ten: ur username, dumbshit

Taeyong: ten dont swear at guests Ten

Vconfoosed: yeah dont swear at V's baby

Ten: vagina baby?

Taeil: *sighs*

Hello namjoon

danceGod1: HEY TAEIL

it's nice to finally meet u!

Taeil: same here

but which one of u hacked into our chatroom

foodmonster: that would be tae hyung

Vconfoosed: i just really want Jin hyung to make me food

Taeyong: why?

Vconfused: he is a really good cock

Ten: WHOOP there it is

Mark: AHAHA NICE *high fives*

Ten: *high fives back*

foodmonster: he meant *cook

Vcofoosed: *cook

yeah thats what i meant

y'all gimme your laundry its sunday

Taeil: i feel like we're the ones who intruded their chatroom instead

PrettyPinkPrincess has logged on.

PrettyPinkPrincess: great r v in the wrong chatroom again

Istoleyojams has logged on.

HopefulJ has logged on.

HopefulJ: hey guys!

oh wait where am i

Istoleyojams: HEYYY ASSHOLES

imurdaddy: hi...?

Istoleyojams: oh shit

Istoleyojams has logged off.

imurdaddy has added Istoleyojams to the chatroom.

imurdaddy: son u aint going nowhere until u introduce yourself properly

Istoleyojams: fine

hi im jimmy the sexiest and yes I've got jams

Taeil: i thought u were Jimin

Istoleyojams: I am Jimin

Ten: and i thought u weren't sexy anyway

Istoleyojams: bitch I am dont touch my jams btw

Ten: BITCH WHO U CALLING BITCH I WILL FUCK YO JAMS UP

Istoleyojams: BITCH IM CALLING U BITCH AND NO DONT U DARE

imurdaddy: guys seriously

PrettyPinkPrincess: not again

Mark: whats wrong

PrettyPinkPrincess: we can't go out because of him. he's always making fights with the people at the jam stores and stuff

HopefulJ: oh come on guys. talk about how great he is!

danceGod1: he's good at dancing tho

foodmonster: hyung's amazing at singing!

Istoleyojams: finalLY PEOPLE LOVE mE

Vconfoosed: better than Namjoon hyung

Taeyong: Im good at dancing too

foodmonster: bet u can't beat me neither

Taeyong: no offence but I'm sure i can out dance everyone here

Vconfoosed: r u sure?

Jungkook has literally travelled the world learning dance u know

Ten: count me in. ill bend my body like no one else

PrettyPinkPrincess: what...do u mean

Mark: oh man my brain is conjuring up weird shit again

HopefulJ: guys we should stop fighting here and have a dance battle together later on ok?

Ten: ill show Jimin how to dance *smirks*

Istoleyojams: sure sure *SMIRKS BACK*

Ten: *smiLES*

Istoleyojams: *LAUghs*

Taeil: there is this thing called emojis u know

Ten: daddy get out of this

this is my battle

imurdaddy: who U CALLING DADDY????

Ten: oh...

shit

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This is way too long to even exist.

Lil update: i just realised how many MX references I made in this chapter.