Random Thoughts

Episode 1

This first episode really does not due the series justice, its was just a bunch of stuff that had just come up in conversation between me and my friend, Lysterine, you know who you are. as the series progresses more and more people that i knew wound up in the story and it became something that i just enjoyed expanding on as time went by and will continue to expand here on wattpad.

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!

This was what I found myself screaming as I stared at some strange and crazy looking man who was hiding in my bathroom mirror, then I began thinking, why won't this damn stranger say anything? It's rude enough to break into my house and sneak into my bathroom, but ignoring me is just another thing entirely. I reminisce on my memories of Saturday morning cartoons, thinking of the one thing that inspector gadget never said, and so I tried it instead. Who knows, maybe, just maybe it might work; it was just crazy enough to work. So I took a deep breath and said to myself, "GO GO GADGET POT PLANT". Much to my surprise nothing happened at all, and so I decided that I would just go chug a gallon of milk instead...

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For some strange reason I got really sick that afternoon, I spent the rest of the day making love to the porcelain queen of the bathroom. She is the only one who truly understands me. She heals me when my stomach hurts, and all I have to do is just take a seat on her, how great is that?

I thought of a really great get rich quick scheme this morning, canned air. I could go around selling it to astronauts, hell, I don't know why this wasn't thought of sooner, I'm going to make millions. Just like the guys that sell dirty rocks to rich people that want their lawn to look good. I'm on my seventh monster energy drink of the day, but everything is still upside down, I just don't know what's going on. It was then that I decided I was hungry so I got up off my head to go and get some corndogs, the ones that taste like chili. As I closed the freezer door and bit into my corndog I said to myself, "these are great, but why can't they make them softer, and not make my mouth so cold?"

Several hours later I had that pain in my stomach again so I went to the bathroom to meet the Queen when I noticed that lunatic hiding in there again, this time I was going to get him to pay attention to me. This I vowed to myself. After the queen relieved my pain, I pretended to just walk away, and then I whipped around and screamed, OOGA OOGA OOGA, FUCK YA MUTHA!!!!" yet that bastard still ignored me. And that was when I decided enough is enough. I ran to my room and grabbed my sawed-off along with a box of shells and screamed, "IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!" but fear ran down my spine when I noticed that he too, brought a gun with him. we stood there, eyes locked on each other, both wondering, which of us was gonna shoot first, ten minutes went by, and then I thought to myself, fuck it, if I'm going down, this bitch is going with me. I raised my gun as fast as I could and I fired all of the shells I had in the gun, blowing his ass away. That's when the cops busted down my door and tackled me. They dragged me downstairs and threw me in their car, and took me in...

Since no one was injured the judge just gave me probation, (good thing they didn't look in the bathroom) but the wicked landlady of the west wasn't so gentle. She said if I ever pulled any bull shit like this again I would be out on the street. So I did what any man would, I got down on my knees and kissed ass till the cows came home (all the while wishing for nothing more than some rope to hang the bitch from the stairs with). then after she let me go I went upstairs to my apartment, but as I was closing the door I got that pain my stomach again, so I went to visit the queen, but as I opened the door to the bathroom and I turned on the light, the last person I ever thought to see staring me dead in the face, was right in front of me, the lunatic in the bathroom...

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