NOOT nOOT it's book seven in this abomination of a series
Why?
I don't know
Welcome, or welcome back, to whatever this even is anymore
There will be art, memes, rambles, screaming, Oneshots, and of course, my countless fictional spouses and myself
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Maddylolcat and I were talkin on FaceTime and sending each other pictures on Instagram DMs
I don't really remember what led up to it but apparently I had sent her this picture
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And she started comparing everything
to food
and I was losing my shit because of this ok
BECAUSE SHE WAS RIGHT
AND I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO UNSEE IT NOW
It started off with his tie, which she said was a bendy straw
keep in mind it's like 2:30 in the morning and I'm tired as fuck, laughing at like everything at this point when this happened
We eventually deducted that his collar was the fuckin lid of the cup, and his shirt was like, the actual cup
"RHYS CONFIRMED FOR A LITERAL MCDONALD'S CUP"
so we kinda stopped talkin about it for a second but not after long she was like "his eye -- the yellow one -- looks like an egg" and I'm still fucking losing it over here because SHIT FAM IT KINDA DOES IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH
I might not be saying this in the right order but it was also said at one point that Jack's hair looked like cool whip
"he's blue and he looks like... some sort of soft serve ice cream"
I think somewhere we established the word "bæ-bæ-q sauce" and I couldn't breathe
But I don't remember entirely
LONG STORY SHORT MY FRIEND COMPARED RHYS AND JACK TO A BUNCH OF FOODS AND I FOUND IT FUNNY
