Nai Fly The Weird Guy

in love and death

Ps. We we are alll going 2 heven.  (Unless ur me the...........ur going 2 pe on ur self)
Said the note on my desk. I was confused. So i got up and flew. Where 2? Idk. I flew home and saw a cat? So i started barking tying 2 get its attention. It just ran faster. I went in my house to find my my dog I dont know lying on the rug. " Come here , I dont know!"she opened her mouth ready to speak but got cut off from a sudden scream. That came from my stash. My stash of pop tarts. "Your ass needs to give the away. All way as screaming when a bitch try'n sleep!"my talking dog says as she scolds at my precious pop tarts."Save us that bitch crazy. She must be on her period!"I laughed at wat my pop tart says right before I burn it alive. " AHH!!!!" My pop tarts yell. I laugh as a stranger introduced his self to me 'hi I am Awesome."he says as my dog eats at his toes that are now bleeding. "Hi". I say as he kisses me and I become pregnant. And then he kicks my dog who flips him off.