Make sure you are either short or you have shiny hair. It doesn't necessarily have to be black or brown like Japan's and I, but as long as it is thin and shines like a diamond. Yesh.
Hair is something the Japanese have pride in.
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How To Be Japanese (COMPLETED)
Non-FictionThere are lots of weeaboos out there. Let me teach you a lesson or two about how to really be Japanese.