Randomness With Mario & Friends!

1. Pancakes Or Waffles?

Mario: Mamma mia, these pancakes are delicious! *eats pancakes*

Luigi: Yes, they are!

Peach: Hon, they don't beat waffles.

Yoshi: Waffles. Nom nom.

Daisy: Pancakes!

Rosalina: Pancakes? Waffles? Such strange names.

Toadette: Pancakes? Aren't those just cakes in a pan? That's stupid, I'll have to go with waffles.

Toad: No! Pancakes are DELICIOSO! BON APETIT!

Bowser: SHUDDUP ABOUT WAFFLES ALREADY!!! PANCAKES ARE BETTER!!!

King Boo: I don't care. I can't eat anything, anyways.

Dry Bones: I feel you, man, I feel you. *pats King Boo's back*

Birdo: Waffles!

Pauline: It's obviously waffles, sweetie. I mean, give me the glamour treatment, ahem-hem.

Peach: We FINALLY agree on something.

Pauline: Of course! Because I was the one that made the final decision.

Peach: Well, I was the one that said it first, meaning I scored the record.

Pauline: But, I'm more glamorous than you... Ahem-hem.

Peach: But, I'm a princess and you're not one!

Pauline: Whaaat?!

Peach: *smirks* Mm-hmm.

Pauline: Unfair!

Mario: Ladies, stop-

Peach/Pauline: NEVER! *start bickering*

Everyone: *just stares at Peach and Pauline*

Donkey Kong: I don't care if it's pancakes or waffles, as long as it has bananas.

Diddy Kong: Mmm, bananas would make a good brekkie.

Koopa: I prefer pancakes.

Wario: Which one is more fattening? Eenie, meenie, miny, mo... Ah, yes, waffles. Waffles covered in... Lots of butter... goopy syrup... And HEAPS of sugar! I only savor the most fattening waffles of all.

Waluigi: I like pancakes. Yes, I admit I like a fatty food... But, wait, there's more. *says dramatically* I only like SPECIAL low-fat pancakes. NO fattening toppings. I only savor the most low-fat pancakes of all.

Mario: So... 7 people like pancakes... 6 people like waffles... 3 people didn't make a decision... *sighs* And 2 people like bananas. Pancakes is the most voted choice!

Daisy: Yay!!!

Toad: YES! In yo face, Toadette!

Toadette: Braggart! Hmph. *crosses arms*

Peach: WHAAAT?! How dare you disagree with the princess!

Yoshi: Pancakes. Nom nom.

Birdo: Why did Yoshi change his mind? That's not allowed.

Mario: Wait for it...

Yoshi: Pancakes. Waffles. Nom nom.

Donkey Kong: How about bananas?

Ta-daaa! That is the first chappie of RWM&F! Like it? It's kinda chat-room-style if you know what I mean... I'm @pinkandpeachy and I'm @awzumnez 's sis. I'm the co-author of this book! Pls check out my other books on my profile! Anyways pls add, comment, vote, etc. Thanks!

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