Everyone: *still celebrating*
*wind rustles through the garden*
Mario: Um, what's that??
*everything becomes pitch-dark*
Daisy: Gyahh! I can't see-
*Peach's castle lights up in neon lights, the pink roofs having changed color to a light blue; Peach's stained glass portrait changed to...*
Everyone: ROSALINA!
Peach: I demand you to tell me what you've d-done- d-d-done- I d-demand- d-demand...
Pauline: What is h-happening- happening- h-h-happening...
Birdo: Wh-what...
Peach/Pauline/Birdo: *eyes glow golden* WE ARE LETTING THE WAVES OF LIFE GUIDE US IN OUR ENDLESS QUEST. WE ARE RIDING ACROSS THE CURRENT. WE ARE SEARCHING FOR OUR DESTINY. QUEEN ROSIE RULES ALL.
Everyone: *suddenly wearing prisoner uniforms*
Luigi: What's happened to them?
Wario: They look like they're being controlled by some unseen force!
Waluigi: What am I wearing?!
Peach/Pauline/Birdo: BOW DOWN TO QUEEN ROSIE. OR YOU SHALL ALL PERISH.
Everyone: *kneels*
Queen Rosie: *descends upon them in a winged boat, wearing her "concept" outfit* Hello, filthy slaves! Welcome to my kingdom! *puts emphasis on the word my*
Mario: ROSALINA! What in the world are you doing??
Queen Rosie: I don't go by that name anymore, FILTHY SLAVE. Forty days in the dungeon for speaking out of turn, forty without food for questioning my motives, and two hours in the electrocution chamber for CALLING ME ROSALINA. Minions!
*army of Rosalina minis march out of the castle and tie Mario up*
Mario: No, please, I'm sorry, I- *gets dragged away*
Queen Rosie: *flashes an evil smile* Now, which of you would like a comfy bedroom to stay in? If you can make it up to the rooftop, then you will receive one, alongside a warm breakfast next morning. *snaps her fingers*
*boobytraps and obstacles appear all over the castle grounds*
Everyone: *rushes through the "obstacle course" determinedly*
*seven hours later*
Wario: I... made it... *collapses on the rooftop*
Bowser: Give us our bedrooms already!
Queen Rosie: Oh, did you really think I would waste a precious bed on any of you?
Daisy: Um, DUH!
Queen Rosie: You were absolutely wrong. W-R-O-N-G. Two weeks in the dungeons, all of you. *points to Bowser* And an hour in the Hall of Flying Weapons for YOU because of your demanding attitude. Minions!
Rosalina Minis: *tie up everyone and drag them all away*
*at the castle dungeon*
Toad: Rosalina, or Queen Rosie, has gone insane! We need to find a way to escape this dungeon and put her in her rightful place.
Queen Rosie: *suddenly enters the dungeon* Yeah, and my rightful place is on the world's throne!
Everyone: Hey! Stop spying on us!
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Randomness With Mario & Friends!
FanfictionCome join Mario and his pals as they chat about...well, like the title says, RANDOM stuff! A collab by @awzumnez and @pinkandpeachy !
