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Divergent series joke 

The first Thanksgiving 

Amity: everyone gather around so we can all eat and be merry

Dauntless: screw this *throws whole turkey at Amity*

Amity: * falls of stage because of the 40 freaking pound turkey that hit them*

Erudite: according to my calculations thst turkey was actually 40.3936202643 ponds, just sayin"

Abnegation: *helps up Amity*

Candor:  I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY AND YOURE RUINING IT SO SIT DOWN!!

Dauntless: *all stand up*

Candor: UGH I HATE YOU PEOPLE

Amity: *burst out crying* I JUST WANTED TO EAT BBREAADD

abnegation: *hands Amity bread*

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