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Ralph: Dude, how drunk was I last night?

Sean: Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose...

Ralph: Then what happened??

Sean: You were rolling around the floor for one hour screaming "ITS GETTING AWAYYY!!!!"

Ralph: I hate you more than words can express...

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