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Castor has added Daddy to the groupchat

Castor has added Mel to the groupchat

Castor has added Cage to the groupchat

Castor has added Hot Damn to the groupchat

Castor:

Dinner. My place. Tomorrow. Be there or be square.

Pocket:

who tf is Daddy in your phone?

Daddy:

she used to call me daddy on set

in a sexual way

it was weird

Castor:

that's because you're my daddy ;)

Cage:

he is old enough to be your father.

And must you always quote Johnny Cage around me?

Castor:

I'm trying to remind you of your best character ever.

Ma'am Mel, will you come to my cast & fam dinner party tomorrow.

Tyler:

I'm jealous that JR is in there as daddy

and Ian is Hot Damn

Mel:

of course I'll be there sweetie. 

Need me to bring anything?

Castor:

DESSERTTTTT

SOMETHING CHOCOLATE

OR FRIED

COVERED IN POWDERED SUGAR

Tyler:

as you can tell those pregnancy cravings are hitting her hard.

Castor:

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!

SERIOUSLY, TYLER?!

BOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

YOU BUY ME EVERYTHING I WANT

ALL THE TACO BELL I CRAVE

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

YOU GIVE INTO ME

SO ME GETTING FAT

IS YOUR FAULT

Queen Holland:

those pregnancy hormones are there too I see

Tyler:

Yup.

Castor:

I'm  leaving.

Tomorrow night

7pm be there

or not

idc at this point

I hate you all

Tyler:

she is sitting in her bathtub

crying

eating a crunch wrap