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Iron Maiden
#SEBBYHAVEGFPART2

Captain Evans
SEB WENT ON A DATE
DID SEB GET LAID??

Captain Evans added Hawkshite

Hawkshite
What the fuck is this

Christothor
The GC we use to taunt Buddy

Hawkshite
Ah I'm cool with that

I did go on a date, it was rlly nice, thanks for asking

Christothor

Oh he avoided the second question

ooooooohhhhh

Captain Evans

THAT MEANS THAT BUDDY DID GET LAID

He did

and then her brother came over this morning

he said he didn't know whether he should high five me or punch me in the face

Iron Maiden

I would have punched you in the face tbh with you

Captain Evans

You would have done no such thing his face is too pretty to be punched

n'awww thank you boo

Hawkshite

wtf

Christothor

You'll get used to it

Like, have you not seen them flirting on set?

Hawkshite

True

looks like Evans has competition now though

Captain Evans

It's because I don't have boobs, isn't it?

The internet says that you do have a pair though thanks to the iconic boob grab

Iron Maiden

This chat is making me uncomfortable

Can we stop talking about Chris's tits

Christothor

Who's talking about my tits

I don't wike it

Captain Evans

for fucks sake

It's never going away mate

get used to it

Christothor

Get used to it, Seb

How was Pippa?

Pippa was

she was

idek how to describe her

she's just incredible

Hawkshite

SEBBY'S IN LUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVVVVVV

Perhaps he sort of is

Captain Evans

just in time to go back to filming abroad

how fantastic

tell me about it

Iron Maiden

does she know you're leaving soon?

um

Hawkshite

That means no then

Christothor

That isn't cool man, you need to tell her

I will

Eventually

I just... she knows my hiatus will be ending some time soon but things are just so perfect

I don't want to wreck how it is

Christothor

it won't be wrecked

Things will change, yes

But it'll only go badly if you let it

It isn't fair for me to love her and leave her

Captain Evans

don't be such a drama queen, you're coming back after a month or two and then we'll be filming in Manhattan, at least it's the same state to where she lives

I love acting but I love being with her too

Iron Maiden

You'll learn to deal with it, she will too

But Clever Chris is right, you need to tell her

Captain Evans

why is he 'Clever Chris'????

Hawkshite

Because you're a fucking moron

accurate

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