Inbox • SEBASTIAN STAN

TWENTY FOUR | HER

THE BROS + PIPPA:

Hello, all

I thought I was part of the bros

Lucas:

It was decided yesterday that we are adopting Seb and we are giving you the new title of drum roll please

BABYSITTER

You are so savage Lucas

Lucas:

:)

I thought you were the good one

Lucas:

Nay sis, you should have never been fooled by my good looks and my love for my minivan

Seb:

To be fair, I didn't exactly agree to Luke adopting me as a fellow bro

Lucas:

That's a lie

Seb:

Well yes, I said Pippa should also keep her title of bro

William:

What the hell is even this conversation? Let's move on

Lucas:

TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

I wrote you a birthday song

Let's hear it

Lucas:

My name is Pippa and it's my birthday

Seb:

AYE

Lucas:

My name is Pippa and I like Seb

Aye?

Lucas:

My name is Pippa and I like cake

Seb:

My name is Pippa and I like coffee

AYE

Lucas:

My name is Pippa and I like daisies

MY NAME IS PIPPA AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

William:

What do you want for your birthday?

Thank you very much for the song Lucas

Lucas:

I will also be recording it and sending it to you tomorrow bright and early

William:

What do you want, Pippa?

I don't know, seeing the kids would be nice

William:

Nelly has ballet practice and Daniel has a lot of homework to get caught up with

Oh, that's alright then. Maybe Saturday?

Lucas:

My children are also indisposed for tomorrow Pippa as am I

Maybe you, Kat and Dakota could go out for a few drinks?

Maybe, it'd be fun

Seb:

Are you getting some cake, though?

I'll get cupcakes for the break room 

Seb:

Everyone should get some cake on their birthday, Pippa

It's fine

Seb:

You deserve so much more

William:

Eh

Lucas:

My name is Pippa and I am sad