"Hey Chris, how's it going? It's lovely to speak with you today."
Hey Chris, how's it going?
Captain Evans
It's going pretty good, I'm intrigued by what Sebastian wants of me after those cryptic Instagram comments
you know who Pippa is, obviously, did you notice the DakotaAsh commenting on there too?
Captain Evans
I did, yeah
Is there a reason she looks kinda familiar?
you've met her before
sorta
Captain Evans
I have?
Wait, I have!
mhmm
Captain Evans
She proposed to me at the comic con just gone, right?
she did indeed, I'm surprised you remembered though tbh
Captain Evans
There aren't many Dakotas floating around
And she's actually like, an adult. Most proposals I get are off high school girls calling me 'daddy' on twitter
Well, she's kinda like Pippa's friend and also, Pippa's nieces and nephews absolutely love Cap (in truth it's her brothers who love Cap, but they're pretending it's not) soooo I was wondering if you'd want to stop by the bookstore that she owns where Dakota works one time? Give her friend a boost and just generally visit me, your husband/bestie
Captain Evans
I mean, the next time I'm in town, sure
It seems like a cosy little place
it is, you'll love it, don't worry
no one will bother you in there, it's so chilled
Captain Evans
Awesome, I think it's in my schedule to come down there at some point fairly soon anyway, depending on when we get called back to set
In fact, I'm visiting you, that's what I have in my calendar
You knew that already though, didn't ya, you little sneak
ah, my plan is all coming together
Captain Evans
just you wait until I tell Pippa all the embarrassing stories I have about you
I fucking hate you
Captain Evans
but do you really though?
ugh no
How could I hate a face like this
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Captain Evans
exactly
if you didn't make that collage yourself then I will be v disappointed