Online Messaging {vkook/taekook au}

chapter dos

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TaeTae95: Hey, I'm sorry about yesterday. I don't know if I offended you or something but I'm sorry. I didn't mean to assume anything.

Seen at 3:45 pm.

TaeTae95: Come on, don't be petty and ignore me

Seen at 3:47 pm.

TaeTae95: Are you serious? I'm trying to be the bigger person and apologize.

Jxngkxxk: I know.

TaeTae95: Well?

Jxngkxxk: well what?

TaeTae95: Aren't you going at least accept my apology? I don't expect you to apologize back

Jxngkxxk: why? do u think I'm not capable of saying sorry?

TaeTae95: I didn't mean it like that. I'm the one at fault here, you just defended yourself.

Jxngkxxk: I accept ur apology then.

TaeTae95: YAY! so, what's your actual name? I'm pretty sure you don't have all those X's in it.

Jxngkxxk: Jungkook. what's urs?

TaeTae95: Mine is Taehyung, but my friends call me Tae. Hence the username

Jxngkxxk: cool. how old are u?

TaeTae95: That's rude. You should never ask a woman her age.

Jxngkxxk: oh shit, ur a girl? I thought u were a guy

TaeTae95: IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMF

TaeTae95: IM NOT A GIRL, I HAVE A DICK

Jxngkxxk: hey, girls can have dicks too if they wanted

Jxngkxxk: but u scared the shit out of me. I wanna punch u so bad rn

TaeTae95: No you don't. You like me too much to punch me :)))

Jxngkxxk: I beg to differ. but seriously, ur age?

TaeTae95: 24. What about you?

Jxngkxxk: 20. ur old

TaeTae95: Says the baby. You're so young. I remember when I was 20, those were the good days

Jxngkxxk: shut up, old man. we're only 4 years apart, the gap isn't that big

TaeTae95: I guess not. Are you gay or something?

Jxngkxxk: oH NY GOS TAE IM CHokUinH

Jxngkxxk: whY WOUDk u aDK TTHa

TaeTae95: Hehehehe! I wouldn't have asked if you were going to react like that

Jxngkxxk: OK BTU WHU

TaeTae95: I'm curious. So, are you gay or something else?

Jxngkxxk: I'm asexual. wbu?

TaeTae95: I'm as gay as they come! I wouldn't call myself flamboyant, though, I'm just weird.

Jxngkxxk: yea I can tell. I have to go

TaeTae95: Aww, why? :(

Jxngkxxk: my mom called me over for dinner. I have to put clothes on

TaeTae95: Ooh, you're naked? ;)

Jxngkxxk: of course I am. I think I'm allowed to be in my own house

TaeTae95: You live on your own? Don't you get bored? I never do since I have roommates.

Jxngkxxk: yes I live by myself and no it doesn't get boring all the time. I'm trying to get my friend to move in with me but he's stubborn as always

Jxngkxxk: how many roommates do u have

TaeTae95: 3. Sometimes they're a pain, but not as much as a pain like me. I know I'm annoying and weird but I don't feel the need to stop.

Jxngkxxk: I don't think ur annoying

TaeTae95: haVE YOu meT ME ????? I AM The mosT aNnoyIng persON evEr

Jxngkxxk: I highly doubt that, dude

TaeTae95: Don't call me dude. That word is weird to me.

Jxngkxxk: then what should I call u

TaeTae95: Uh my name duh

Jxngkxxk: no, u need a nickname. I'm gonna call u angel

TaeTae95: You could've called me 'chair' and I would still like it. Why angel?

Jxngkxxk: idk u just remind me of one

TaeTae95: I am nothing like an angel, let's get that out of the way

Jxngkxxk: u aren't but at the same time u are. I really have to get ready. see ya, angel

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