She: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.
He: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies!
She: Who?
He: McDonald's, Domino's, SubWay, KFC!
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♦ The Person With Envy or Bad Manners
There is no rest for the person who has envy and there is no love for the person who has bad manners.
*(Ali ibn Abi Taalib)*
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Halal Humour
HumorJokes, Desi meme, quote, insult and many more things. I promise that you will laugh, smile. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down. Note: This Book Has Changed Cat...
