Casual Day-tah (Undertale UF/US AU Comedy Skit)

Casual Day-tah

Characters:

Frisk (just the generic type)

Underfell Sans (aka 'Edgy')

Underfell Papyrus

Underswap Papyrus

Underswap Sans (aka 'Blueberry')

In a generic clothing store, Edgy is inside a changing room, viewing a black spiked collar. Frisk comes into frame with a smile, holding something behind her back.

Frisk: I've got a surprise for you!

Edgy: [Rolls eyes] What?

Frisk: But... you'll have to close your eyes first.

Edgy: [Sighs] Alright, kid. But this better be good.

Frisk puts an odd-colored scarf around Edgy's neck. She smiles wider.

Edgy: What is it?

Frisk: I'll give you a hint—you look really hot...

Edgy: [Mutters sarcastically] Wow. Could you be anymore obvious?

Frisk: ...Pink!

Edgy: What!?

Edgy opens his eyes, cringing at his newfound appearance in the changing mirror. Annoyed, he turns to Frisk.

Edgy: Really?

Frisk: Aw, don't be like that! Everyone knows that only real men wear pink.

Edgy: Tsk. Why don't you go find something a little more badass. Like... oh, I don't know—red?

Frisk shakes her head stubbornly.

Edgy: Black?

Frisk shakes her head again.

Edgy: [Sighs] Gold? Grey?

Frisk: Brown? Dull color? More dull colors? Come on, Sans!

Edgy attempts to remove the scarf, however Frisk rushes over to him, keeping him from taking it off.

Edgy: Hey!

Frisk: You have to just trust me on this—pink will make you look badass. Most guys are too afraid to wear it. And [She gets even closer to Edgy], on the plus side, we'll get to give your brother a panic attack.

Edgy laughs.

Edgy: True. 'Boss will never be able to look at me the same again. But, I don't know if I really want that.

Frisk: Who cares what he thinks! This is what you want. And I know—somewhere in that cold, black heart of yours—that you really, really want to buy this scarf.

Edgy looks unconvinced.

Frisk: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll?

Edgy smiles deviously as a new idea sparks within his mind. He backs away from Frisk. He stares at her intensely.