Pizza Phone call

pizza you, please

"hello, Momma's pizza at your service, what can I get for you?"

"Fuck"

"ehh- sir? Can I help you?"

"you do realise your voice is a huge turn on?"

"sir, can you just tell me why you are calling?"

"because I want a pizza"

"oka-"

"with you on the side"

"I can only get you the pizza sir"

"if you would deliver it"

"I only do the phone, sir"

"well, then I guess I'm going to call you more often"

"just tell me which pizza you-"

"something cheezy"

"we have mozzarella if you'd like"

"Hey, do you like Pizza?"

"who doesn't-"

"'cause I want to stuff your crust"

"sir, just tell me what fucking pizza you want"

"pizza you, please"

"I give up"