fools → sebastian stan [2]

TWELVE → GROUPCHAT

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE ✊🏼

mack attack 🐦:
so, how was the family dinner

sebabestian 💖:
it went good

row-boat ✨:
it did, but sebastian was scared shitless every time my dad talked to him

american boy 🇺🇸:
really Sebastian

sebabestian 💖:
can you blame me? her dad is so intimidating

row-boat ✨:
my dad is not intimidating

liz-witch 🌹:
your dad is highkey still a dilf

row-boat ✨:
ELIZABETH WTH

american boy 🇺🇸:
yeah not weird at all

my favorite insect 🐜:
how old is your dad actually? he does look young

rdj 💥:
paul are you also hitting on Rowan's dad?

my favorite insect 🐜:
are you just jealous that someone close to your age kept his good looks

row-boat ✨:
ANYWAYS
My dad is 45, he had Matt and I when he was 19 with my mom.

liz-witch 🌹:

gracious

papa renner 🏹:
um row what is your dad doing at comic con

row-boat ✨:
he's a director

american boy 🇺🇸:
still doesn't explain why he's standing next to superman

row-boat ✨:
he's directing the new Batman movie, so he got invited to the DC panel y'all chill

american boy 🇺🇸:
you're product of the enemy rowan BLOCKED

row-boat ✨:
can you chill and stop being jealous just cause liz said my dad looks good for his age 🙄

mack attack 🐦:
*whispers* chrizzie...

liz-witch 🌹:
ANYWAYS
tell us more about Sebastian embarrassing himself in front of your dad

sebabestian 💖:
nice Elizabeth

row-boat ✨:
my dad could be very sarcastic (hence where literally all the cruz children get it from) so we were in the patio and my dad said, and I quote,
so, you get my daughter pregnant without even having an actual conversation with me? is that how the kids do it now?

sebabestian 💖:
ROWAN I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WASN'T JOKING
HE SOUNDED SO SERIOUS
AND ALL ROWAN DID WAS LAUGH WITH HER DAD AND MATT
AVA WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT MY FACE

mack attack 🐦:
ROWAN DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
A NEW MEME

row-boat ✨:
behold, the look when you get caught having sex by the girl's father

chad-king ✊🏼:
PRICELESS

mack attack 🐦:
I AM DECEASED

sebabestian 💖:
NOT FUNNY

row-boat ✨:
calm down you meme, my dad loves you lmao

rdj 💥:
what about the mother in law?

sebabestian 💖:
well

papa renner 🏹:
she wasn't at the dinner?

row-boat ✨:
nah, she and my dad divorced a year after Ava was born
we don't really have the best of relationships but we're working on it

sebabestian 💖:
yeah and she hates me

row-boat ✨:
she hates everyone it's okay

liz-witch 🌹:
so since Sebastian was accepted by the head of the Cruz familia, when's the wedding?

row-boat ✨:
ask E!news

american boy 🇺🇸:
ROWAN

row-boat ✨:
KIDDING GOSH

sebabestian 💖:
it's next month, finally

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sort of a filler chapter, but I felt like giving a bit of info on Rowan's parents since I legit introduced her dad in the Q&A chapter so yeah!! PLUS SEB IS MARRYING INTO THE FAM IT MUST BE DONE.

the weDDing is coMinG

also ily guys so much for always showing this story so much love and not abandoning it, especially to you guys who have been here since Youth, I love you guys so so so much.