Just Fucking Do It

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"You've been dating for 3 bloody years mate! I mean she has said she is IN LOVE WITH YOU! She's gonna say yes," Cara said pacing around Karlie and Taylor's living room. "Yea, but I'm only 23 and what if she has commitment issues and I don't think her parents like me so that means the would never bless the marriage and if her parents don't like me she w-" Karlie was cut of by a slap to her face. "KARLIE MOTHER-FUCKING KLOSS. SHE LOVES YOU WITH ALL HER GOD DAMN HEART AND IF YOU DONT PROPOSE TO HER BY THE END OF THIS WEEK I WILL DO IT MY SELF!" Cara exclaimed into Karlie's face after slapping her. "OWW! What the fuck Cara! You know you can't make me do it!" Karlie yelled walking to the kitchen, searching for ice. "Welp, I guess your girlfriend is going to get a surprise proposal from the one and only Cara Delevingne"  Cara mumbled walking toward Karlie. "What was that, Cara?" Karlie asked, ice pack to her throbbing cheek. "Nothing. And I didn't even hit you that hard, you big pussy." Cara spat grabbing a kookie, about to walk out the kitchen. "And if you were going to do it, you couldn't find the ring. And you can't just go out and buy a ring, being famous and all." Karlie smirked, looking at Cara. In Cara fashion, she flipped Karlie off, walking into the room she was staying in. So, the bitch has a ring,  Cara thought before she started planning a devious act.

*Later That night*
I'm gonna find that ring. Cara thought, slipping on her black beanie. She hides everything in her varsity jacket pocket. Cara sneaked into the living room, looking for Karlie's varsity jacket. She searched the room thoroughly. Well fuck. It's in their room. Cara walked to the door of Taylor and Karlie's bedroom, checking the lock. I understand that's she's Taylor Swift but what the fuck is up with all the locks and shit! I guess I'm gonna have to pick the lock. Wow I am the real life Margo. Cara thought while she went to get paper clips. Cara picked the lock as quietly as she could, opening the door slowly. Taylor was wearing one of Karlie's NYU shirts, cuddling up into Karlie's chest, who was wearing one of Taylor's concert shirts. "You fucking lovesick nerds" Cara mumbled as she made her way to the closet, watching out for Meredith and Olivia. Olivia just sat on Taylor and Karlie's bed while Meredith followed Cara in to the closet, searching for Karlie's varsity jacket. While Cara was still looking, Meredith rubbed up against her leg. Cara turned to the feline, who was staring at the varsity jacket, containing the little black box. "Thank you my lil kaylor shipper" Cara whispered to Meredith as she scratched behind the cats ear. Cara took the box from the jacket, closed both doors, and made her way back to her room. Get ready for your surprise, bitches.

* Later that week*
"Taylor, the thing I'm about to do is really weird but I have to do it." Cara said as she was alone was with Taylor in her and Karlie's living room. "Umm. Ok. Should I be scared?" Taylor asked before Cara got down on one knee. "Cara? What the hell?!" Taylor yelled. "Just hear me out. Will you mar-" Cara was cut of by a screaming Karlie. "CARA WHAT THE FUCK! Taylor,wait!"Karlie screamed. Karlie took the ring from a startled Cara and replacing her in the proposal position. "Taylor. I love you with all my heart. You're my best friend. I don't know what I would do with out you. You make me happier than I've ever been. If I could make any Pokemon come to life, I would still choose you. I can't live another day with you not being my wife or at least my fiancé until the wedding, if you say yes. So,Taylor Alison Swift, will you please make me, Karlie Elizabeth Kloss, the happiest woman in the whole world, and marry me?" Karlie finished, with tears forming in her eyes. Taylor was in lost for words, she just stood there shaking her head up and down. "Yes?" Karlie questioned, getting ready to put the ring on Taylor's finger. "See Taylor, there's something called words" Cara joked earning a punch from Karlie. "Karlie, A MILLION TIMES YES!" Taylor screamed, tackling Karlie in a bear hug. "HAHAH KAYLOR MARRIAGE BITCHESS. I DID THIS. I MADE THIS HAPPEN." Cara screamed running around the newly engaged couple. Karlie slipped the ring onto Taylor's ring finger. Karlie put her hands on Taylor's cheeks, pulling her into a tender kiss. Before the kiss could get heated, they were rudely interrupted by Cara. "Oui! Let's make this social media official!" Cara screamed. "Hold on a minute! How did you get the ring, it was in my varsity jack- You know what? Thank you, Cara.Let's make it official!" Karlie said, still holding Taylor in her arms. "Oh, before that. Karlie, I better be one of your bridesmaids, or shit will go down." Cara announced, looking Karlie straight in the eyes, earning a laugh from Taylor. "I'm dead serious. Don't test me." Cara announced again before taking a picture of the newly engaged couple.

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