|evie| WHAT THE FUCK DEREK GODDAMN MIDDLE NAME HALE YOU DO NOT SAY TO SOMEONE "well don't die me matey" BEFORE THEY GO ON A PLANE THAT COULD CRASH OR BLOW UP AWE BUT YOU SAID PLEASE
|der 🌞| I'm like 100% sure I didn't say "well don't die on me matey" but okay
|evie| I STG DER IF PISS MY PANTS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANE YOU WILL BE ETERNALLY DEAD TO ME
|der 🌞| BAHAHA I WOULD FUCKING DIE IF YOU PISS YOUR PANTS ON THE PLANE
|evie| NOT HELPING KDENEJRKDJ IM GONNA THROW UP OK 3 2 1 "GOTTA BLAST" *jimmy neutron theme song plays*
|der 🌞| WHAT
|evie| exactly. bam. OK I HAVE TO GO A LADY TRIED TO TAKE MY PHONE BC I WAS STILL ON IT. I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT HER BUT I HELD BACK
|der 🌞| oh god please don't fight anyone before you get here can't wait to see you in 4 hours evie
~~~~~~~~ a/n AHHHH THANK YOU GUYS ILY GUYS SM THANKS FOR ALL YOUR COMMEMTS AND VOTES