⇝ Weird Pick Up Lines ⇜

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Sherlock Holmes: Can I punch you in the face with my lips?

John Watson: Hey, can you take me to the doctor? I think I broke my leg falling for you?

Mycroft Holmes: I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Greg Lestrade: We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair!

James "Jim" Moriarty: I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

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